I don’t shock easily. I may find
some things in this world upsetting or confusing or whatever, but rarely does
something shock me.
Today, the Facebook Page “Pull the Plug on Tanning Beds” shared a
children’s computer game called “Sophia the First Tanning Salon.” Sophia the First is a popular cartoon princess
who appears on the Disney Channel. If
you have any preschool daughters, you have undoubtedly heard of this little
princess. Anyhow, apparently the game allows the user,
intended to be a small girl, to learn remedial computer skills by selecting
items with the mouse through a tanning process.
“Pull the Plug” was livid and encouraged followers to write to the game
company, and to Disney, to complain about this game.
I wrote the following: "You
have GOT to be kidding! The FDA has issued a warning against all minors from
using tanning beds as a result of the increased risk of skin cancer and
melanoma. And now you're teaching kids that tanning beds are fun? When will you
come out with Sophia the First Humidor to teach kids the fun with smoking? How
about Sophia the First Binge Drinking? Please take this game down now!" Others sent similar messages.
But in all honesty, this didn’t shock me. It surprised me because, while I knew the
peer pressure to tan was evident in high schools, middle schools, and perhaps
even elementary schools, I never suspected there to be such influence towards
preschool girls. Disappointed? Yes, but not shocked.
It then occurred to me that Sophia the First might not be the only
children’s character to fall to the seductions of tanning. So I Googled “tanning games.” I was quite surprised by the number of
websites with similar games as Sophia…aimed at preschoolers and girls of all
ages. Again I was surprised and I
browsed the many games. And then…I was
shocked:
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Yes, what you see above is the beginning of a girls game called, “Cinderella
Pregnant Tanning Solarium.” I kid you
not…this is real!
Per the introduction, “the sun is not strong enough for a tan and
Cinderella cannot go to the beach, especially since she is pregnant. (We’ll assume that she married Prince Charming
before she got knocked up.) She decided
to go to the salon and get that perfect summer tan that will perfectly match
her beautiful hair. First of all she must prepare for the solarium by choosing
a nice bathing suit shave her legs and apply sun lotion for protection.” (Um…if you’re using a tanning bed you ain’t
gonna use sunscreen!)
So, I decided to play the game.
A guiding hand showed the young girl (me in this case) where to move the
cursor and click the mouse. First, one
must select a swim suit. I chose this
frilly pink and blue striped bikini:
Next I used bolt cutters to remove any jewelry from Cindy’s body. This included her necklace, bracelets and
ankle bracelet. Apparently this is to
advise that it’s important not to wear metal in the tanning bed. (I didn’t notice a wedding band either…hmmm) And yes, I said bolt cutters:
Next I put a comb in her hair to make sure her neck would be nice and
exposed to the rays, and then I shaved her legs:
I have no words.
Afterwards I applied “protective lotion.” If you look carefully you can see the letters
UV on the bottle. They probably printed
it so small so as not to lessen the tanning fun with pesky UV statistics.
Finally I gave Cindy her eye protection and it was off to the tanning
bed!
Notice that there is a choice of a light, medium or dark tan. The latter suggests a tanning time of 60
minutes. Even though tanning salons are
sleazy, I’m sure even they agree that poor Cinderella will turn into pumpkin
bread after 60 minutes laying in the bed!
But what the heck, I chose dark. After applying some “After Tan” spray plus a Pumpkin Carriage belly tattoo,
Cinderella was a new tanned (pregnant)
princess!
Speaking of princesses, the player can opt for others to partake in
this tanning pampering session, including Elsa, Ariel and the aforementioned
Sophia. Neither of the other princesses appears
pregnant, but Barbie does indeed show up after having spent a careless night a
few months ago with Ken and/or the Toy Story crew.
The point of this message is not to shock you with the story line of the
game, but to be shocked that tanning influence exists when our kids are barely
out of diapers! We all know of the “dangers”
of what may be online …but this is a different and unexpected kind of
danger. Please speak with your children
and teach by example. Wear your
sunscreen, check your skin, and for goodness sake, stay out of the tanning
beds! Tanning is a game you will lose!